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♪ DRONING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪

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Early bird catches the worm.

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(LAUGHS) What's the worm?

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Jerry left it in the clubhouse bar
last night.

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Eejit!

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Sure, listen, we're saints.

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Ah, don't talk to me.

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We're never going to get you
to play golf, are we, Sandra?

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Ah, ah. No, no.

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It just seems so futile to me.

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♪ ELECTRONIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES ♪

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There you are.

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All the supplies needed for your fun
little day trip.

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Karen, have you put on factor?
Yeah, cool, co...

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But hey, why do we have to go to
this idiotic water park?

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It's Niamh's hen, love.

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And you're both far too young to go
to a hen.

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Yeah, but why can't we just chill by
the pool?

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Unsupervised?

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Because your dad's playing golf.

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Even if he wasn't, Elodie did not
come all the

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way from France just to chill by the
pool in deafening silence.

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She could well be doing that at home.

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She needs to hear words.

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There'll be kids your age at the
water park.

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You'll meet people,

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learn to say things with your
mouths

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as opposed to with those phones.

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Yeah, well, I'm afraid this place is
for literal babies.

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Choo-choo, ladies.

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The train is leaving the station.

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Ahh! Here is your chauffeur.

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Oh, Karen.

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Karen, please, for the last time
before you go, will you please,

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please, please give me your dress?

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Everything needs to be pinned and
ready before the big day.

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We're all getting dressed across the
way with Niamhy.

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Yeah, I'll give it to you tomorrow.

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No, no, give it to me now.
Quick question.

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Are we ready to rock?

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Yeah, we're ready.
PHONE BUZZING

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ELODIE: Bonne chance Maman,
aujourd'hui.

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What's happening?

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(ELODIE CONTINUES SPEAKING FRENCH)
She's on the phone.

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Just constantly on the phone.

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It's a real problem.

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Jokes on you, I'm going to rid of my
phone,

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so you won't be able to complain
about it any more.

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And then you don't have to say it
any more.

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You don't have anything.
Everything...

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Bon?

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Oui? Yes.

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Everything...

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Bon.
Great.

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Alright. Elodie, let's go.

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Bye.
Slán.

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RADIO: But also, you know, right?

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That it's happy to go in the end of
the day.

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Oh, that looks a lot like my beloved
Solpadine.

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As promised.

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Oh, my God.

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I love your look.

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Oh, I love the whole story you're
telling here.

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I hope you don't mind me saying it,

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(CHUCKLES) but you remind me of a
young me.

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So nice. Thank you.

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Oh, no. Go on out into the garden.

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Yeah.

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Hi, Margot.

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Hi, Sandra.

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So I didn't sleep a wink last night.

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I was so energised by our chat about
art and patronage.

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She's not exaggerating.

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We're sharing a bed, and she
literally did not sleep all night.

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Why are you sharing a bed?

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Two single women at a wedding.

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Don't have the same rights as
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Everyone assumes we'll sleep
anywhere

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because we're just so grateful not
to be left behind

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with our haunted uterus.

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We're toxic matter.

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A woman said to me in our last one,

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Are you having fun chatting at my
husband?

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And he was gross.

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The last wedding we went to, we
were sleeping in a airing cupboard.

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Yeah, this is a double bed this
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Although it is in the shape of a
racing car.

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And the pillow cases say pit stop.

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Oh God, but that doesn't sound very
restful.

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Like Claire says, we've had worse.

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So I was thinking about what I
might show you

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and sketching and I'm thinking some
more.

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And then light bulb moment.

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I remembered Niamh's wedding gift.

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Oh.

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I... Okay.

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I wasn't going to do this, but...

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Oh, is this something you've made?
Mm-hmm.

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Are you sure you want to open it
now?

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Yeah, I mean, I think it's a really
good illustration

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of where I'm at in my practice.
Let's do it.

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Can I open the... I love opening
things.

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LAUGHTER
The big reveal.

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Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

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Oh my goodness.

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Oh, my goodness me.

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I love-love-love it. I love it.

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Oh, my goodness me.

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Look, I don't want to be all like,

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It's actually a very generous
wedding gift, but just so you know,

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this would go... 2 grand.
LOUD BIRDSONG

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And, you know, in case she wants to
insure it, or...

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You are so talented, Claire.
I am.

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I mean, thank you. Thank you,
obviously.

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Do you do bigger work?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.

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I think it's just a matter of
scaling up, really,

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because the idea is always the same,
the vision.

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But I suppose, yeah, if you're
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a much larger project,

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then you might want to consider a
bigger animal.

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Yeah.

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Maybe something that represents
who we are or who you are.

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Em...

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Oooh...

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(LAUGHS)
Ooh, what animal am I, I wonder?

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You could be a deer.

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A deer is a little bit Lady Di, to
be honest.

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I agree.
Or a dolphin.

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Like a porpoise.

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Like any graceful animal, I think.

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I don't know if we need to be
locked into

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the animal kingdom so intensely.

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I think I might bring this along
to counsellor Barbera

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as proof of your work

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and discuss some of the
practicalities with him.

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He's been waiting on my submission

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and his office is only 10 minutes
away,

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and he is the loveliest man.

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He's very Spanish aesthetic, bright,
splashy colours.

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With this, I'll be guiding him
towards a more...

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northern European aesthetic,
something cooler.

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What about Caroline's son?

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I just think the best idea has to
win.

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The sculpture is going to be there
forever.

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And I like the idea of it being a
female artist.

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It's time. Hello!

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Yeah, but won't she be mad?

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Not everyone thinks like you do,
Margot.

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So yeah, absolutely. Hold on to the
bird.

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No worries.

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I think we should visit the site.

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BIRD SQUAWKING

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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I mean, to make any impression,

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it's going to have to be like 30 feet
tall at minimum.

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Mm. Yeah, that shit's got a loom.

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Let's look at it from the sculptor's
point of view.

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Yeah.
Fun, yeah.

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LAUGHTER

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♪ PLAYFUL MUSIC '♪

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

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LAUGHS

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Oh yeah.

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Something that flows...
Yeah, yeah. I'm hearing ya.

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Something that flows, and also
looms.

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Uh-hah.

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Something that's feminine, but also
powerful, yeah?

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Yeah, and fierce, right?
Yeah.

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Right? And Irish contemporary.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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You'll also need to consider
foreshortening.

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Of course.
Yeah.

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Clare, you're getting sunburnt on
your neck.

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And also on your arms.

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You'll also be needing an engineer

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and some poured concrete base, I'm
assuming.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah, poured concrete.

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What kinda budget?

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Just in terms of raw materials.

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I think that's one I'd have to do
up on the laptop

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and then come back to you on.

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Right. Yeah.

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PHONE BEEPS

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Oh.

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Right. So that's Barbera.

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He's free.
Oh, okay.

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Oh, God. I'll see you girls at the
hen.

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Alright. Good luck.

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♪ INTENSE MUSIC ♪

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I believe in you.
I believe in you.

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I believe in you. I believe in you.
I believe in you.

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You're the best. You're the best.
You're the best.

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Caroline. Princess Caroline of
Monaco?

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(SCOFFS) I'm just joking.
No, Caroline.

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Caroline?

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Why is Caroline...?

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Who is... What is Caroline?

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(LAUGHS)

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You're so funny.

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That's very funny.

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(LAUGHS) Oh, that's very good.

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Yeah, yeah.

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She's female. She's Irish.
She's young.

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She's an artist, obviously, because
that's why I'm here.

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And she's also bisexual.

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I think she's bisexual.

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Why are we here?

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Why are we staring at a fucking
mound of the dirt?

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Mm. It's like a Christmas ornament.

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Like something you put on a
Christmas tree?

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Oh, I don't know about a Christmas
tree, but yeah, it is.

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It is ornamental.

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It's a wedding gift by a young female
Irish artist

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called Claire Cassidy.

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Very exciting, making a lot of
noise back home.

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I really think we have found the
creative lead for this project.

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Does she have any work on a bigger
scale?

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I just think it's a matter of
scaling up. Do you know?

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The most important thing is that she
is a woman.

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She is Irish, and she really
understands the brief.

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We toured the site this morning,

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and she took measurements and that.

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Good. And what does Caroline think?

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I'm not sure.

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Oy. (SPEAKS SPANISH)

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I think we just consider the work on
its own terms.

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I mean, isn't that the best way to
decide?

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The gift to the town from your golf
club is very has been generous.

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Has the golf club approved the
proposal?

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They will.

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My husband, Jerry, as you know,

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is on the board, and Caroline's
husband, Fergal, is not.

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Then I'll do some due diligence
in order

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to ratify the 30 percent that will
come from the local council.

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Yeah, that sounds proper.

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We need a full proposal.
Yeah.

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What I like the proposal to contain
along the drawing, of course,

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is a structural report for the
roundabout,

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Budget for raw materials, insurance
details,

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local subcontractor details and
references,

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and a realistic time scale.

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Yeah.
Great.

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I'm excited.
Oh, me too. (CHUCKLES)

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♪ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC ♪

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Sandra, aren't you forgetting
something?

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Coo-coo-rrroo-coo-coo!

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Sí, por supuesto.

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Out for a walk?

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Yes.

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You don't usually like to walk along
the golf course.

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Did you lose something?

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I was just trying to get my
distances sorted

255
00:13:31,239 --> 00:13:32,720
for the tournament this week.

256
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,639
Tee to green, bunker placement and
so on.

257
00:13:36,519 --> 00:13:38,279
Done so much work since last winter.

258
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:40,040
It's like a different course out
there.

259
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,559
Mm. Ah. I see.

260
00:13:41,599 --> 00:13:44,000
Yeah, it's like how they change
everything at Supervalu.

261
00:13:44,839 --> 00:13:47,360
One week the eggs are here, next
week, they're three aisles away.

262
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,040
Where are the effing baked beans
now?

263
00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:53,959
I suppose the club captain has
to know about these things.

264
00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:55,639
Yes.

265
00:13:55,839 --> 00:13:57,919
Appearances and all that.
Yeah.

266
00:13:58,239 --> 00:13:59,239
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

267
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:07,919
So, I went to see Councillor Barbera
this morning about the sculpture.

268
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:10,080
I thought that was Caroline's gig.

269
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,239
Well, it's anyone's gig, really.

270
00:14:12,279 --> 00:14:15,559
You know, Caroline is just one I have
a group of people

271
00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:17,160
who have interesting ideas.

272
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:18,959
I have an idea, too.

273
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,839
You do?
I do.

274
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,800
Yeah.

275
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,160
My interesting idea is young Claire
Cassidy.

276
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:35,239
With the big blazer and the mad
curly hair.

277
00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:37,239
The fascinating young female artist,
yeah.

278
00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:39,919
What experience does she have?

279
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,519
We had a great meeting, and she had
some wonderful ideas.

280
00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:45,400
Wait now, what about Caroline's
son, Finbar?

281
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,040
Fintan.
Fintan.

282
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,080
See, I want a woman.

283
00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:52,000
We are a quarter of the way through
the 21st century.

284
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,120
Okay. Well, have you seen Claire's
work?

285
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,879
I have. Yeah, of course I have.

286
00:14:56,919 --> 00:14:58,160
And what's it like?

287
00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:01,959
It's delicate, it's beautiful. It's
Irish.

288
00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:03,559
Can you be more specific?

289
00:15:03,599 --> 00:15:10,599
♪ RHYTHMIC MUSIC ♪

290
00:15:22,599 --> 00:15:25,720
(SCOFFS) It's fucking tiny.

291
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,080
Everything can be scaled up by a man
with a calculator

292
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,160
and a hard hat.

293
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,559
We're not looking for engineers.

294
00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:32,040
We're looking for artists.

295
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,080
That's the most important thing.
Alright.

296
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,559
This will all have to be put into
the proposal for the golf club.

297
00:15:37,599 --> 00:15:39,919
Yeah, yeah. And you'll get it all.

298
00:15:40,279 --> 00:15:41,279
Good.

299
00:15:42,519 --> 00:15:44,000
I trust you.
Yeah.

300
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,639
I know.

301
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,319
Okay.

302
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,480
Yeah, great.

303
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,360
You're ready?

304
00:15:51,239 --> 00:15:52,239
Yeah.

305
00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,239
Well, you'll see. You'll see the
problem.

306
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,440
I don't mind Niamh naming tables
after gap year destination

307
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,120
she and Derek visited. I think
that's fun, actually.

308
00:16:02,599 --> 00:16:06,199
But how can she sit a bunch of her
friends at a table called Amsterdam

309
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:08,360
and not expect her granny to think
it's a drug thing?

310
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,360
Meanwhile, your mother is all
the way over in Vietnam

311
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,720
with Stephen Carr, both of whom, it
is fair to say, are terrific racists.

312
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,800
They won't be happy.

313
00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:17,720
Shouldn't they be in, I don't know,
Berlin?

314
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,199
Look at Naomi and Alwani

315
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,720
all the way over there in the corner
in Mumbai.

316
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,319
I mean, won't she think that's
because she's half Indian?

317
00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:26,519
Lamb of Jaysus.

318
00:16:27,199 --> 00:16:29,000
Also, I think the furthest we
should be sending

319
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,360
Catherine Behan to is Athens.

320
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,959
Yes, is there a city called Single?
What?

321
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,839
Over by the water fountain, there's a
table called Single.

322
00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:37,239
Is that in Hungary or something?

323
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,080
Single is the singles table.

324
00:16:41,319 --> 00:16:43,080
Oh! Hi, guys.
Hiya.

325
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,639
Hey, Caroline.
Yeah.

326
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,599
Niamhy wants to keep them all
together.

327
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,080
By all accounts, it is a nightmare
trying to blend them

328
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,680
with the couples. They never fit.

329
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:56,040
RADIO: I get one point of note,
Gina, and you touched on it there.

330
00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:58,000
Like, if two litres a minute is too
far-

331
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:02,199
So listen, Fergal's after finding a
porn on his browser history.

332
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,919
It seems that when Fintan was down
here last month,

333
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,839
taking pictures of the roundabout,

334
00:17:07,879 --> 00:17:10,599
he was spending his evenings
on a Porn Hub on the computer.

335
00:17:10,639 --> 00:17:12,400
Fintan is a grown man.

336
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,440
It's perfectly natural.

337
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,160
Although you would worry about
messaging in terms of consent,

338
00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:17,199
but you know.

339
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:21,279
Yes, but, well, Fergal is freaking
out because,

340
00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:24,959
well, because some of it's men.

341
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,160
But they do play a part, Caroline.

342
00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:28,639
Yes, but...

343
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,319
Oh my, Fergal is freaking out because
his son

344
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,279
is not watching exclusively
woman-on-woman porn.

345
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,760
No, no.

346
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,760
Fergal's freaking out because some
of the porn itself is gay.

347
00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:42,519
Well, some of it, but not all of it.

348
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,800
Yeah.

349
00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:46,400
So in addition to everything else
that's going on,

350
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,080
Fergal now thinks Fintan might be
gay.

351
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,559
Well, can't he be bisexual?

352
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,319
Jerry. Jerry.

353
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,480
Yeah, what?

354
00:17:56,319 --> 00:17:59,120
Can't a man be bisexual?

355
00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:02,639
How, how, how, how would I know?
I don't know.

356
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,919
I'm just, I'm just wondering if you
have, you know,

357
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,839
an insight, any opinion.
No, I don't.

358
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,319
I do not. No, no, no.

359
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,760
No, no, no. Oh. No, no, no.

360
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,919
Bisexual's hardly better though, is
it?

361
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,720
HORN BEEPING
(Scoffs) Pick a lane, would ya?

362
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,720
(TUTS, SIGHS)

363
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:24,160
LIQUID POURING, ICE CLATTERING

364
00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:31,480
CHATTER, LAUGHTER

365
00:18:31,599 --> 00:18:34,440
CHEERING

366
00:18:34,599 --> 00:18:37,480
Jerry, are you staying?

367
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:40,199
Are you mad?! I'm just dropping off
my credit card.

368
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:43,800
ALL CHANTING: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

369
00:18:43,879 --> 00:18:44,959
No!

370
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,639
Oh, you'll stay for just one, won't
ya?

371
00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:52,959
CHEERING

372
00:18:55,800 --> 00:19:00,080
SOUND DISTORTS, BIRDSONG

373
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,239
♪ SONG: Raphael Lake - "Llámame" ♪

374
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,800
You two smoke?

375
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,680
Oh, okay.

376
00:19:27,639 --> 00:19:29,919
I had that meeting with Councillor
Barbera.

377
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,680
You did?
I did, yeah.

378
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Whoa.

379
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,720
Along with the drawings,

380
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,839
we'll need a structural report
for the roundabout,

381
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,800
a budget for raw materials,

382
00:19:40,839 --> 00:19:42,080
insurance details,

383
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,959
local subcontractor details,

384
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,040
and references,

385
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,559
and a realistic time scale.

386
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,080
Whoa.

387
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,080
Is that funny?

388
00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:55,080
Sandra, we just smoked a joint.

389
00:19:56,839 --> 00:19:58,519
Would you believe I've never done
that?

390
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:15,480
COUGHS

391
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:19,559
I can provide all those things you
said.

392
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:22,279
You know the numbers and the
details?

393
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,160
You're going to go from a five-inch
bird

394
00:20:26,199 --> 00:20:28,400
to a 40-foot wrought iron sculpture?

395
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:31,279
Yeah, Margot.

396
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,639
I can't feel anything.

397
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:47,279
Sandra, tell us about yourself.

398
00:20:47,319 --> 00:20:49,120
Where did you get your interest in
art?

399
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,720
Oh, God, where to begin?

400
00:20:50,919 --> 00:20:52,440
I mean, we've got all day.

401
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,360
Um...

402
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,959
Just keep sketch

403
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,879
because Niamhy will skin me alive if
you catch us me smoking.

404
00:21:01,839 --> 00:21:02,839
Um...

405
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,919
Gorgeous. Where to begin?

406
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,559
Yeah, let's see.

407
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:16,599
Born in a small town in Mayo in the
early 1970s.

408
00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:20,440
Convent, educated, brothers on the
farm.

409
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,319
Brunch was an ice cream you had after
Mass on a Sunday.

410
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,919
You know, I always liked art at
school.

411
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:36,959
And there was a boy, Danny Barrett,
who liked art, too.

412
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,839
And he wanted to go to Dublin, to
NCAD.

413
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:43,319
He was two years older than me.

414
00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:47,160
And...
♪ SOMBRE MUSIC ♪

415
00:21:47,199 --> 00:21:50,559
I watched him put his portfolio
portfolio together,

416
00:21:50,599 --> 00:21:52,239
and he got in.

417
00:21:52,279 --> 00:21:53,279
He left.

418
00:21:53,319 --> 00:21:57,480
And much to the horror of my parents,

419
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,959
I followed suit two years later.

420
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,319
You got into NCAD?

421
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,440
Good for you.

422
00:22:06,599 --> 00:22:09,919
Only when I got there,

423
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:14,879
Danny had dropped out and moved
to London with a new girlfriend,

424
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:17,599
LAUGHS
and I didn't know a soul.

425
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,680
Yeah, I struggled, to be honest.

426
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,319
Nobody from my county was there, let
alone my school.

427
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,919
The rest of the year, they were all
artists.

428
00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:33,879
I was on This Is the Sea, and they
were on Venus in Furs.

429
00:22:34,639 --> 00:22:37,279
I didn't know what I wanted to say.

430
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,480
And then it dawned on me.

431
00:22:42,639 --> 00:22:47,120
I had moved to Dublin to be with a
boy and not to make art.

432
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,839
And so there I was,

433
00:22:51,879 --> 00:22:54,639
freezing cold in a bed sitting in
Kilmainham,

434
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,839
drinking snakebite and wearing
dresses, jumpers,

435
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,639
and woollen tights all at the same
time.

436
00:23:01,559 --> 00:23:02,559
Oh, sketch.

437
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,800
Thank you.

438
00:23:04,839 --> 00:23:05,959
So what then?

439
00:23:06,879 --> 00:23:08,480
There was an end-of-year show.

440
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,519
It was pure disaster for me, but a
group of guys had come along.

441
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:17,599
Fans of art, or fans of young female
artists, we'll never know.

442
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,120
I suspect the latter.

443
00:23:19,279 --> 00:23:21,040
A certain and Jerry Byrne
among them.

444
00:23:21,639 --> 00:23:23,120
Did you drop out?

445
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,199
Well, no, not there and then.

446
00:23:24,239 --> 00:23:27,360
No. I began second year, alright.

447
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:34,680
But if you're ever wondering if you
have something you have

448
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,680
to say and you're hit with a
life-altering change

449
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,279
of circumstances, say,

450
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:45,040
falling pregnant in Dublin in the
1990s,

451
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:50,199
then you find out fairly quickly if
you're an artist to your boots.

452
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,959
The road not taken, and all that.

453
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,440
Did you always want to be a mother?

454
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,919
I have no earthly clue.

455
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,080
Do you?

456
00:24:11,239 --> 00:24:12,440
I don't know.

457
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,000
See, I don't know how anyone knows.

458
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,480
I know I don't.

459
00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:24,519
Isn't this lovely?

460
00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:26,639
Mm.

461
00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:31,319
A mother sending her daughter out
into the world.

462
00:24:36,879 --> 00:24:40,040
I remember being down here at this
resort when I was Niamh's age.

463
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,559
The way me and Karen fight now, you'd
think I was never young.

464
00:24:48,599 --> 00:24:49,599
But I was.

465
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,639
That's just the mother wound.

466
00:24:54,919 --> 00:24:57,800
Your mother can never be perfect
in the way you want her to be.

467
00:24:58,519 --> 00:25:02,360
She will inevitably fall short and
hurt you in a way

468
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,199
that reflects your own
self-loathing.

469
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,160
All mothers are cursed with that
one.

470
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:13,000
My granny used to refer to my mother
to me as the common enemy.

471
00:25:13,319 --> 00:25:15,000
Truly, we are the worst.

472
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,959
I feel like we need another round of
drinks, no?

473
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,360
Oh yeah.
Yes. (CHUCKLES)

474
00:25:41,639 --> 00:25:44,760
(SIGHS) We should be doing this
every day.

475
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,120
We should.

476
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:52,080
Now tell me to mind my own
business,

477
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,000
Caroline, but about the sculpture?

478
00:25:55,879 --> 00:25:56,959
What about it?

479
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,800
Don't you think it'd be amazing if
we got a female artist

480
00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:01,080
for the roundabout?

481
00:26:01,879 --> 00:26:03,959
We've already told Fintan he can do
it.

482
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,160
Why'd you do that, Caroline?

483
00:26:07,959 --> 00:26:09,160
If it's an open tender.

484
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:16,760
I wanted to give him something
to work towards, to live for.

485
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,400
If I take it away from him now,
you'd worry he'd relapse,

486
00:26:19,559 --> 00:26:20,559
you know that kinda way?

487
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,919
I'm sure he's stronger than you give
him credit for.

488
00:26:26,239 --> 00:26:28,559
It's more him and Fergal, really.

489
00:26:30,639 --> 00:26:31,879
What about him and Fergal?

490
00:26:34,199 --> 00:26:37,760
Fergal gives him such a hard time,
you know?

491
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,599
Says I've gone easy on him down
the years.

492
00:26:40,639 --> 00:26:44,000
But I only do that because Fergal is
so awful to him.

493
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,760
Toughening him up, apparently.

494
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,080
♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪

495
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,120
You know what men are like.

496
00:27:03,239 --> 00:27:04,800
I do.

497
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,879
Oh, you drowned your fags.

498
00:27:25,239 --> 00:27:26,360
It's a hate crime.

499
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,120
Mm. The fags are so bad for me.

500
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,639
How's your week going?

501
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,199
Grand.
Yeah.

502
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,919
Having the chats, a few drinks, the
usual.

503
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,080
Yeah.

504
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,720
Any nice men?

505
00:27:43,279 --> 00:27:44,599
At a hen?

506
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Or boys.

507
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,440
Don't know what you like,
how your tastes go.

508
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,239
Maybe they're just like mine.

509
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,639
Or maybe you'd just like to flirt
with everyone.

510
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,760
Are you a flirt?

511
00:28:01,959 --> 00:28:03,559
Don't we all like a harmless flirt?

512
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,319
That's the key, isn't it?

513
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,319
I'm sorry.

514
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,040
I'm just not that good at chatting.

515
00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:21,400
I'm in a weird place in my life
right now.

516
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,800
Weird?

517
00:28:23,239 --> 00:28:24,239
How?

518
00:28:25,599 --> 00:28:28,959
You know how? I mean, I told you at
the lunch.

519
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,319
Oh, about the beating up?

520
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,199
Yes, about the beating up.

521
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,559
It's terrible when bad things happen
to good people.

522
00:28:43,239 --> 00:28:45,080
I'm not even remotely good.

523
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,360
I'm sure you are.

524
00:28:49,199 --> 00:28:50,839
You I don't know me.

525
00:28:54,239 --> 00:28:55,839
Do you know me?

526
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,800
I don't.

527
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,879
I mean, I know a bit.

528
00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:04,599
Am I a good person? Do you think?

529
00:29:05,199 --> 00:29:06,959
Yeah, I think so.

530
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,559
Why do you think that?

531
00:29:09,599 --> 00:29:10,599
You're Niamh's mother.

532
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,879
And you've been so nice to me, to
all of us.

533
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,879
Finding us a house, having us over
dinner.

534
00:29:20,879 --> 00:29:25,199
Niamh's. Motherrr.

535
00:29:25,919 --> 00:29:27,639
Why don't I get you a refill?

536
00:29:27,879 --> 00:29:30,599
And find you a dry fag, while I'm at
it.

537
00:29:38,919 --> 00:29:40,919
LAUGHS

538
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:46,360
Niamh's. Mother.

539
00:29:56,279 --> 00:29:57,279
I do?

540
00:29:57,519 --> 00:29:58,519
You do, yeah.

541
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,480
Distant.

542
00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:05,919
I think that's just Niamh and the
wedding stuff.

543
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:10,160
Sorry about Fergal going on about
the golf the whole way here.

544
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,919
I'm delighted for him. He never
wins.

545
00:30:15,919 --> 00:30:17,800
Men are so transparent.

546
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,720
Hmm, what's that?

547
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,199
Oh, you know, look at Fergal there.

548
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:24,279
He probably thinks he's playing it
real cool.

549
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,800
God, if they knew what we knew
about them,

550
00:30:28,519 --> 00:30:29,760
they'd never live with themselves.

551
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,919
Oh, listen.

552
00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:34,239
Poor guy.

553
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,760
If they knew how clearly they were
showing everything

554
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,120
and at the same time thinking it's
all so hidden away.

555
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,800
They'd bash our heads in with a rock.

556
00:30:45,319 --> 00:30:46,319
You know,

557
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:51,360
the night before I got married, my
mother said to me, It's much,

558
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,160
much better in the long run to let
them think we're stupid,

559
00:30:54,279 --> 00:30:55,639
because it makes them happier.

560
00:30:55,959 --> 00:30:58,480
And that, you know, makes life easier
for us.

561
00:30:58,519 --> 00:31:01,319
Absolutely.

562
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,480
Yeah, but Caroline?

563
00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:03,559
Mm-hmm.

564
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,959
You don't want to be memorialising
that, do you?

565
00:31:08,239 --> 00:31:10,480
You don't want to be building a
monument

566
00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:12,519
to that state of mind, do you?

567
00:31:12,879 --> 00:31:15,959
Because did you know that in Dublin,

568
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:22,559
there is not one statue of a female
public figure in this day and age?

569
00:31:22,599 --> 00:31:23,680
There's Molly Malone.

570
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,919
No, she's just a fable. She's made
up.

571
00:31:27,239 --> 00:31:30,000
She's a projection from the male
imagination.

572
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:35,919
She's a sex worker who's breasts
visitors' fondle for luck.

573
00:31:37,599 --> 00:31:38,959
Are you on something, Sandra?

574
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,080
Am I on something?

575
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,480
Am I?
Yeah.

576
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,319
No, no.

577
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,279
CHUCKLES

578
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,400
Am I on something?

579
00:31:54,199 --> 00:31:57,120
BOTH LAUGH

580
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,160
He's a family man.

581
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,040
So was Josef Fritzl.

582
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,120
SLURPS

583
00:32:11,919 --> 00:32:13,120
DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS

584
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,120
♪ SUSPICIOUS MUSIC ♪

585
00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:21,040
Karen?

586
00:32:30,639 --> 00:32:33,000
Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.

587
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,800
Oh, Jesus.

588
00:32:35,239 --> 00:32:37,839
How did this happen?

589
00:32:37,879 --> 00:32:40,599
(WINCES) How do you think it
happened?

590
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,239
Well, em... you didn't put on factor.

591
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,720
That's not why it happened.

592
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,959
It happened because you sent us to a
fucking water park.

593
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,800
Please, please, please don't eff and
Jeff at me.

594
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:53,440
Elodie doesn't swear.

595
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,919
Yeah, Elodie doesn't swear because
Elodie is perfect.

596
00:32:55,959 --> 00:32:58,040
Why don't you just swap Elodie for
me permanently?

597
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,559
Well, I just don't think Elodie's
mum would like that deal. Hmm?

598
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,480
And listen, you'll be fine.
WINCES

599
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,400
You'll be fine.

600
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,720
Look, the yoghurt will help. Look, I
have...

601
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,120
I've got these.

602
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,440
Why are your eyes so bloodshot?

603
00:33:17,239 --> 00:33:19,879
Oh, going somewhere, are we?

604
00:33:19,919 --> 00:33:20,959
It's Niamh's dinner.

605
00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:23,000
Love, we've got steak and a hot
stone,

606
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,239
whatever that means, in 30 minutes.

607
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:27,720
It's just a little sunburn.

608
00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:29,440
I'll be back.
CAR BEEPS OUTSIDE

609
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,839
I'll be back later.

610
00:33:30,879 --> 00:33:32,599
It's your sister's big night.

611
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,120
Go.

612
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:37,519
(WHISPERS) Where's Jerry?

613
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,919
He went to buy us pizza. And more
yoghurt.

614
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,319
SIZZLING

615
00:33:48,199 --> 00:33:49,839
Excuse me.

616
00:33:49,919 --> 00:33:52,919
Plates are hot.

617
00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:55,680
Plates are stones, actually.

618
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,519
LAUGHTER

619
00:33:57,559 --> 00:34:01,040
Ow. That stone is hot.
Yeah, it's hot.

620
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,879
CHATTER

621
00:34:02,919 --> 00:34:04,800
She really wants to support my work.

622
00:34:04,839 --> 00:34:06,559
She said she knew how to win the
bid.

623
00:34:06,599 --> 00:34:09,519
She said, Don't worry about the
competition, the golf club, Barbera.

624
00:34:09,559 --> 00:34:11,279
She said, Don't worry about any of
it.

625
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,839
Claire is so excited.

626
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,239
It's such a big opportunity for her.

627
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,360
Yeah.

628
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,120
Wait, do you not know any of this?
Whoops.

629
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,400
Blabber mouth over here.

630
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,239
It's fine.

631
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,879
(WHISPERS_ What is it?

632
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,480
MDMA.

633
00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:45,279
Is it interesting?

634
00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:47,959
I mean, it's very interesting.

635
00:34:50,959 --> 00:34:53,559
You can do some, Sandra, but you
have to promise you won't die.

636
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,080
Lick your finger.

637
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,639
Uh-huh.
Dip it in.

638
00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:09,400
Oh, not...
Oh.

639
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,040
..that much.
Oh.

640
00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:17,680
Nothing's happening.

641
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,080
I'm not feeling anything.

642
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,360
DISTORTED SOUND

643
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,519
It's the night time.

644
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:29,800
It is.

645
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,279
And you were in there for 45
minutes.

646
00:35:32,319 --> 00:35:34,040
You okay?
I'm fine.

647
00:35:34,879 --> 00:35:37,040
I just want to put my fist in my
mouth.

648
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,839
I feel worse.

649
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,559
Who is the bride?

650
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,400
Yeah.

651
00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:48,360
I need music.

652
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,959
I have been thinking long and hard
about this, Cormac.

653
00:35:53,279 --> 00:35:55,720
I don't want to eat meat off a rock.

654
00:35:57,559 --> 00:35:59,360
Oh my God, that music is super
Kylie.

655
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,040
Still hot.

656
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,760
Okay, so that's now the third time
you have touched

657
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,839
the incredibly hot stone.

658
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,599
Do you want to be in this
restaurant?

659
00:36:10,639 --> 00:36:11,800
Food? Yuck.

660
00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:13,559
I don't want to be in any restaurant.

661
00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:15,279
Well maybe go somewhere.
Somewhere else?

662
00:36:15,319 --> 00:36:16,879
Without food?
Yes.

663
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,440
And this is for dinner?

664
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,599
Okay, let's go.

665
00:36:26,599 --> 00:36:27,599
Mom's on E.

666
00:36:30,319 --> 00:36:31,480
That explains it.

667
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,239
It's actually an important...
I have no idea

668
00:36:39,279 --> 00:36:41,519
what are you talking about?
I think...

669
00:36:41,559 --> 00:36:43,800
Councillor.

670
00:36:43,839 --> 00:36:46,000
Sandra, this is my husband, Lucho.
Hi.

671
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,919
Hi.
Oh,

672
00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:51,959
LAUGHS

673
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,000
And this is Cormac,

674
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,160
and he is also from Ireland.

675
00:36:58,279 --> 00:37:00,760
I was telling Lucho about the bird.

676
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,480
The Claire Cassidy the bird.

677
00:37:02,879 --> 00:37:04,639
He thinks the statue should be a
Peacock.

678
00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:06,959
The feathers spread wide.

679
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,120
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
No, cariño.

680
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:18,480
CONVERSE IN SPANISH

681
00:37:18,519 --> 00:37:19,839
So where are you going?

682
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,199
We're both going home now.

683
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:27,199
I'm feeling sick, and Sandra's very
kind to be taking me home,

684
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,559
looking after me. A very good night
to you both.

685
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,959
Oh, that was brusque.

686
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,040
They do not need to be seeing you
right now, specifically your eyes.

687
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,400
This looks fun.

688
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,519
Oh!

689
00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:39,760
♪ LIVELY MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE ♪

690
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,959
♪ SONG: The Style Council - "It
Didn't Matter" ♪

691
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:56,040
♪ I remember all the early days

692
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,639
♪ I'm trying to think of the right
things to say

693
00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:05,319
♪ I didn't want you to think
I was like the rest

694
00:38:05,879 --> 00:38:09,839
♪ Who think they own you just
because you've laid with them?

695
00:38:09,879 --> 00:38:13,360
♪ It didn't matter

696
00:38:13,919 --> 00:38:17,680
♪ Really, it didn't matter

697
00:38:18,559 --> 00:38:22,040
♪ Oh, it didn't matter

698
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:27,800
♪ Now we are together... ♪

699
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:48,279
♪ SONG: Kormac - "Hazy" ♪

700
00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:10,519
MUSIC FADING OUT SLOWLY

701
00:39:17,279 --> 00:39:19,279
MUSIC COMES BACK IN

702
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,559
CLAIRE: ...the capacity is there,

703
00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:28,680
I've just been limiting the size
myself.

704
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,879
Like I've been limiting it with my
thoughts.

705
00:39:30,959 --> 00:39:33,400
I think I've been limiting myself, I
think I've been limiting my process.

706
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,559
And actually, maybe it's my capacity
to meet the size.

707
00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:37,879
It's an opportunity.

708
00:39:37,919 --> 00:39:39,000
I really...
Yeah.

709
00:39:39,319 --> 00:39:40,319
Slow down.

710
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,559
It's a fair exchange, Margot.

711
00:39:42,599 --> 00:39:43,760
Art costs money.

712
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,720
Also, there's going to be something
on that roundabout in a year

713
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,599
from now, so why can't it be
something that's made by me?

714
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:48,879
You want me to answer that?

715
00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:52,599
You and I both know the trouble
you've had following through

716
00:39:52,639 --> 00:39:54,440
on commitments like this in the
past.

717
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:57,919
You and I both know I've never had
a chance like this in the past.

718
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,599
I want to ask you something.

719
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,440
Oh.
Yeah.

720
00:40:05,839 --> 00:40:07,360
Claire.

721
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,400
What about Claire?

722
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:17,199
I think you think that she's not able
for this project I have proposed.

723
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,000
I don't want to be disloyal.

724
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,319
No, no.

725
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,879
I need to know what you think, and I
think you know that.

726
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,839
Claire has had some trouble
finishing projects in the past.

727
00:40:31,879 --> 00:40:33,440
She has mental health issues,

728
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,239
and they can be managed, but she
can get high and then very low.

729
00:40:37,279 --> 00:40:39,599
Yeah, but that's the risk you take,
yeah?

730
00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:43,080
For years, I have had to pick up the
pieces

731
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,760
after Claire's emotional fallout

732
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,919
from more than one project that she
promised

733
00:40:47,959 --> 00:40:49,480
and then failed to deliver.

734
00:40:49,839 --> 00:40:52,000
Claire is an over-committer.

735
00:40:52,279 --> 00:40:53,959
And when she had her breakdown

736
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,800
and had to move back in with her
parents,

737
00:40:55,839 --> 00:40:59,040
it was me who had to pick her up,
dust her off,

738
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,480
and get her back in the game.

739
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,000
I love her like a sister, and she is
incredibly talented.

740
00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:11,519
But you need to factor in extra time
or fake deadlines,

741
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:16,000
and you need to find a way to keep
enough pressure off her so

742
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,559
that she can make this thing work.

743
00:41:17,959 --> 00:41:21,879
Because if you don't, it'll all be
landing in my door.

744
00:41:23,279 --> 00:41:28,760
And I'm kind of tired of being a
professional friend to my friend.

745
00:41:29,559 --> 00:41:32,519
SOUND BUBBLES, DISTORTS

746
00:41:34,919 --> 00:41:36,919
♪ REPETITIVE DANCE MUSIC ♪

747
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,839
Vincent, what are you doing here?

748
00:42:20,919 --> 00:42:23,279
This not at church?
Are you okay?

749
00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:25,720
Am I okay? Yeah, never better.

750
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,760
How are you?

751
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,639
Look a little shook, shall we say.

752
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:37,919
Listen, I'm sorry if what I told you
caused

753
00:42:37,959 --> 00:42:41,720
you to spin out in the way it clearly
has done.

754
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,400
Spin out? What the fuck does that
mean?

755
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,559
It's gobbledegook.

756
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,319
It's fucking Bikram.

757
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,400
It's holding space.

758
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,120
I've fucking had it.

759
00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:57,360
I'm just saying you must be
processing a lot,

760
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,559
and maybe I was a bit blunt or
something, but you had to know.

761
00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:03,839
Yeah, this is what me knowing looks
like.

762
00:43:03,879 --> 00:43:04,879
Are you happy?

763
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,919
No, I'm not happy because I told
you that in confidence

764
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,000
and the way you're behaving,

765
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,519
everyone can tell that something
is going on with you.

766
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,559
The kids at the villa, they say
you've gone buck wild.

767
00:43:17,599 --> 00:43:19,279
I mean, these are Niamh's friends.

768
00:43:19,319 --> 00:43:22,239
Vincent, can't you see? That's really
dangerous.

769
00:43:22,279 --> 00:43:23,919
We were on a confession booth,
Sandra.

770
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,720
I wasn't confessing a sin.
No?

771
00:43:30,879 --> 00:43:31,879
No.

772
00:43:31,959 --> 00:43:35,559
No, I wasn't looking to be absolved
by the fucking church,

773
00:43:35,959 --> 00:43:43,000
Listen, I was talking to a man who
once upon the time fucked me.

774
00:43:45,199 --> 00:43:46,199
Yeah?

775
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,360
A man who ghosted me,

776
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,400
as the kids say, the morning
afterwards.

777
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,599
And you I know it disappeared out of
my life,

778
00:43:52,639 --> 00:43:55,000
leaving me to figure out what the
fuck to do.

779
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:05,760
So I am asking you if I can rely on
you

780
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:11,639
in your current state to keep this to
yourself.

781
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,959
Do I owe you that?

782
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,080
What are you going to do?

783
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,559
You're going to shout it down from
the pulpit

784
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,559
like it's an It's the episode of
Dallas,

785
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:23,279
like it's the fucking Thorn Birds.

786
00:44:23,319 --> 00:44:25,040
I don't fucking know, Sandra!

787
00:44:37,559 --> 00:44:42,559
♪ SONG: Kode9 - "Rona City Blues" ♪

788
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,400
KAREN: You're so fucking
controlling.

789
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,120
I was so I'm so worried about you
this evening, my baby.

790
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,599
Listen, I know you're scared to be
all

791
00:46:29,639 --> 00:46:31,400
on your own when I go to boarding
school.

792
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,720
It's not really my responsibility.

793
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:40,360
Well, we still have to discuss that,
and technically,

794
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,760
I won't be on my own.

795
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,440
Yeah, I'm not sure about that.

796
00:46:47,519 --> 00:46:48,519
Darlin'.

797
00:46:50,919 --> 00:46:54,279
You are here with us, and you are
safe.

798
00:46:55,199 --> 00:46:59,080
And your father and I, we love you to
pieces,

799
00:46:59,639 --> 00:47:01,800
and we will always be here for you.

800
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,680
And you never have to worry about
that.

801
00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:09,919
I'm not worried, Mum.

802
00:47:12,319 --> 00:47:14,680
But maybe you should be.

803
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,400
(SIGHS)

804
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,639
Where are ya, ya little bastards?

805
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,680
GROANS

806
00:48:22,839 --> 00:48:25,360
Please, please.

807
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,279
Please, fucking fags.

808
00:48:27,319 --> 00:48:29,360
Sandra Byrne.

809
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,879
How the mighty have fallen.

810
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,440
Oh.

811
00:48:46,519 --> 00:48:49,480
♪ SONG: Chris De Burgh - "Lonely
Sky" ♪

812
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,360
♪ The cold north wind they call "La
Bise"

813
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,400
♪ Is swirling round about my
knees,

814
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,919
♪ Trees are crying leaves into the
river;

815
00:49:16,319 --> 00:49:19,279
♪ I'm huddled in this french cafe

816
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,239
♪ I never thought I'd see the day,

817
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,720
♪ But winter's here and summer's
really over,

818
00:49:27,919 --> 00:49:32,440
♪ Even the birds have packed up
and gone,

819
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:38,199
♪ They're flying south with their
song,

820
00:49:38,919 --> 00:49:47,040
♪ And my love, she too has gone, she
had to fly,

821
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:54,519
♪ Take care, it's such a lonely sky,

822
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:00,519
♪ They'll trap your wings my love
and hold your flight,

823
00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:06,480
♪ They'll build a cage and steal
your only sky,

824
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:12,279
♪ Fly away, fly to me, fly when the
wind is high,

825
00:50:12,319 --> 00:50:17,839
♪ I'm sailing beside you in your
lonely sky

826
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,000
♪ The old cathedral lights are low

827
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,160
♪ She and I we'd often go there

828
00:50:39,199 --> 00:50:43,480
♪ To admire and sometimes kneel in
prayer;

829
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,000
♪ Lords and ladies lie in stone,

830
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,599
♪ Hand in hand from long ago,

831
00:50:50,639 --> 00:50:55,199
♪ And though their hands are cold
they'll love forever,

832
00:50:55,919 --> 00:51:01,400
♪ Even the choir rehearses those
songs

833
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,519
♪ For Christmas is not long,

834
00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:16,279
♪ And alone, I sing my song, she had
to fly,

835
00:51:16,319 --> 00:51:23,040
♪ Out there it's such a lonely
sky...

836
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,080
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837
00:51:24,199 --> 00:51:28,599
♪ They'll trap your wings my love
and hold your flight... ♪